{"id":3922285,"date":"2025-10-10T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/runaway-gourd-ohio-police-nab-inflatable-pumpkin-on-the-lam\/"},"modified":"2025-10-10T10:04:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T15:04:00","slug":"runaway-gourd-ohio-police-nab-inflatable-pumpkin-on-the-lam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/runaway-gourd-ohio-police-nab-inflatable-pumpkin-on-the-lam\/","title":{"rendered":"Runaway gourd: Ohio police nab inflatable pumpkin on the lam"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\u201cJust another example of our officers going above and beyond, even for seasonal decor!\u201d the Parma Heights Police Department posted<\/div>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.police1.com\/bizarre\/runaway-gourd-ohio-police-nab-inflatable-pumpkin-on-the-lam\" target=\"_blank\">Go to Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cJust another example of our officers going above and beyond, even for seasonal decor!\u201d the Parma Heights Police Department posted <\/p>\n<p>Go to Source<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3922285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-police-lives-matter","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3922285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3922285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3922285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3922285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}