{"id":3922054,"date":"2025-09-20T08:06:48","date_gmt":"2025-09-20T13:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/allegedly-intoxicated-canadian-man-arrested-while-driving-barbie-jeep-to-get-a-slurpee\/"},"modified":"2025-09-20T08:06:48","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T13:06:48","slug":"allegedly-intoxicated-canadian-man-arrested-while-driving-barbie-jeep-to-get-a-slurpee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/allegedly-intoxicated-canadian-man-arrested-while-driving-barbie-jeep-to-get-a-slurpee\/","title":{"rendered":"Allegedly intoxicated Canadian man arrested while driving Barbie Jeep to get a Slurpee"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The man said he was going to walk to a gas station, but got &#8220;lazy&#8221; and decided to borrow his roommate&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s toy car instead<\/div>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.police1.com\/bizarre\/allegedly-intoxicated-canadian-man-arrested-while-driving-barbie-jeep-to-get-a-slurpee\" target=\"_blank\">Go to Source<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The man said he was going to walk to a gas station, but got &#8220;lazy&#8221; and decided to borrow his roommate&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s toy car instead <\/p>\n<p>Go to Source<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3922054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-police-lives-matter","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3922054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3922054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3922054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikedyess.info\/para\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3922054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}